3 Vampir Unjuk Taring

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Pada suatu hari 3 vampir lagi unjuk taring atas kehebatannya masing-masing dalam hal menghisap darah dan membunuh mangsa.

“Kebetulan nih malem dingin banget, gue jadi laper neh” celetuk vampir pertama.
“Gimana kalo kita adu kekuatan, siapa yang paling cepet ngisep darah” tanya vampir kedua..
“Okeh…!!!”
“Gue duluan” kata vampir pertama…

Lalu…whuuusssss…vampir pertama melesat..gak lama, selang lima menit dia kembali lagi dengan muka penuh darah dan sambil berkata..”lo liat gak kota dibawah sono??”
“Iya liat” kata vampir dua & tiga
“Semua penduduknya udah pada tewas, gue isep darahnya!!”

Aahh, belom seberapa, neh liat gue..dan vampir kedua pun melesat tajam..selang tiga menit, diapun kembali dengan wajah belepotan darah, sambil berkata…
“Lo liat kampung dibawah sana?? semua penduduknya dah pada tewas gue isep darahnya!!”

“Aahh kecil, neh liat gue!!” vampir ketiga pun terbang melesat tajam… dan gak sampe satu menit dia sudah kembali dengan darah diseluruh muka… dan dia berkata “Lo liat tiang listrik dibawah sono??”
“Iya..iya liat…”
“Sialaaan..gue kagak liat!!@#$%^&”

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  1. hehehee…. lucu bangett :-O :-O :-O :-O (Y) (Y) (Y)

    Comment by Polisi Hutan — October 13, 2008 @ 10:00 pm

  2. lucu broooo…lucu berat 2kilo brooo asli neh :-D :-D :-D (Y) (Y)

    Comment by argo — October 14, 2008 @ 8:56 pm

  3. lucu bngetzz critanya cuy
    hehehehehe…….

    Comment by ryan — October 16, 2008 @ 8:58 am

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    Comment by mega cah temanggung — October 17, 2008 @ 7:57 am

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    Comment by karelltobing — October 18, 2008 @ 9:51 am

  6. crita lho lutcuu jg,but ksi gmbrny kan lebih bagus

    Comment by imah — October 19, 2008 @ 2:39 pm

  7. aseeeeeeeeemmmmm….lucu tenan :-O

    Comment by rugi — October 19, 2008 @ 7:16 pm

  8. ha…ha…ha…ha…ha…haaaaaaaaa..

    Comment by Junaidi — October 21, 2008 @ 10:35 am

  9. Geu gak bisa nahan ketawa gua,lucuuuuuuuuu banget…(Y) (Y)

    Comment by Thicow — October 21, 2008 @ 2:50 pm

  10. Lucu banget ceritanya…
    kasih cerita yang lebih lucu lagi ya!!!!!!! (Y) (Y)

    Comment by Thicow — October 21, 2008 @ 2:52 pm

  11. Anjink,,,,,

    Lucu bngeth :-P

    Comment by april — October 21, 2008 @ 3:36 pm

  12. huahahaha….

    lucuuuu abizz..

    seep dah yang buat ;-)

    Comment by arik — October 21, 2008 @ 7:31 pm

  13. weleh…weleh….luuuutttcuuu neee reek….reeek (Y) :-P :-P :-P
    (F) (F) (F) ;-) ;-) ;-)

    Comment by cah calm — October 21, 2008 @ 9:36 pm

  14. SUMPAH G NGAKAK..WKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKA

    Comment by marvin — October 22, 2008 @ 7:53 pm

  15. lucuu euy! (Y)

    Comment by taaa — October 23, 2008 @ 3:39 pm

  16. sumpah asli lucu

    Comment by ujenkz — October 25, 2008 @ 10:52 am

  17. :-D :-D AKU MAU DONG DI ISAP DARAHNYA MA VAMPIR…. GIMANA YA RASANYA????????? (Y) (Y) (Y)

    Comment by novia — October 29, 2008 @ 9:44 am

  18. luuuuuuuuchuuu jink
    ;-) (Y)

    Comment by aida — November 5, 2008 @ 4:17 pm

  19. ne cerita kok gak lucu kyak anak kecil aja……..
    vampirebego (N) (N) :-P

    Comment by V.... — November 6, 2008 @ 9:21 am

  20. Haaaaa……haaaa…….. Lucu banget………

    Comment by up_rhe — November 9, 2008 @ 11:07 pm

  21. wuih……… brow juan lucu,slam bwt vampir k’3 “PC MATAMU” (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y)

    Comment by senkuni — November 10, 2008 @ 3:02 pm

  22. gilaa…tu vampir. Makanya jgn pake reben malam2..
    :-S

    Comment by ashura — November 10, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

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    Comment by xx — November 21, 2008 @ 11:00 pm

  24. matah……………….

    Comment by bojog — November 23, 2008 @ 1:22 pm

  25. …..cum ceritanya kurang serem tuhh…..kasih yang serem2 donk…..cum,

    Comment by rudi hermawan — December 1, 2008 @ 11:43 am

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    Comment by wisnufauzi — December 14, 2008 @ 4:58 pm

  27. emank gigi nya ga patah tuh…. :-[

    uakakakakakakakakakakakaka………!!!!!!!!!! :-D

    Comment by adith — December 18, 2008 @ 8:20 am

  28. hati_2 loh law ketawa na berlebihan bizza_2 gigi na copot semua na ????? hahahaha :-) :-)

    Comment by TITIN — December 20, 2008 @ 1:43 pm

  29. hua.. ha..hahahaa…hahaaaaaa….. :-D
    kek’y dah ga asing lg nih cerita
    tp lumayan deh bwt wa ngakak :-)

    Comment by xilin — December 22, 2008 @ 1:32 pm

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    Comment by erick — December 25, 2008 @ 8:03 am

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    ???????????????????????? (H) (H) (H) :-O :-$

    Comment by EDY — December 31, 2008 @ 12:34 pm

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    Comment by dimas — January 4, 2009 @ 12:30 pm

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    Comment by i_ez — January 5, 2009 @ 4:50 pm

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    Comment by hanafi — January 12, 2009 @ 11:11 am

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    Comment by tata — January 13, 2009 @ 12:12 pm

  36. Lucuh…… :-D :-) (H) :-[ (W) ;-) (B) (^) (P) (O) (D) :-S ;-( (C) :-$ (E) (~) (K) (I) (L) (8) (T) :-O (G) (F) (*) :-D (N) (Y) :-P (U)

    Comment by Nita — January 13, 2009 @ 2:38 pm

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    Comment by Nita — January 13, 2009 @ 2:39 pm

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    Comment by Haseo — February 1, 2009 @ 11:06 am

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    Comment by rani — February 15, 2009 @ 1:16 pm

  40. lucuh…… :-D :-) (H) :-[ (W) ;-) (B) (^) (P) (O) (D) :-S ;-( (C) :-$ (E) (~) (K) (I) (L) (T) :-O (G)
    (F) (*) :-D (N) (Y) :-P (U)

    Comment by erika — February 16, 2009 @ 10:28 am

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    Comment by erika — February 16, 2009 @ 10:30 am

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    Comment by vampir — February 16, 2009 @ 10:38 am

  43. :-D :-P (Y) :-D

    Comment by anda — February 18, 2009 @ 12:17 pm

  44. gak lucuuu soalnya dia tdk ikut lomba, dan dia vampire buta ….. ;-)

    Comment by bat — March 2, 2009 @ 3:24 pm

  45. tdk lucu,soalnya vmpr nya tdk isap darah, dan dia vmpr butaaaa

    Comment by bat — March 2, 2009 @ 3:26 pm

  46. luchuw…. tapiiiii, perasaan aq kya udah pernah baca dimanaaa gitu..! :-S

    Comment by rAthY — March 12, 2009 @ 3:05 pm

  47. (@) (@) (O) (D) :-S ;-( (C) :-$ (E) (~) (K) :-[ ;-) (8) (T) (G) (F) :-( (H) :-) (*) :-D (N) (Y) :-P (U) (C) (C) :-$

    Comment by wf — March 19, 2009 @ 9:25 pm

  48. kyak nxa ga ad yg lucu deccc>>…….? :-S :-S :-S :-S :-S

    Comment by wf — March 19, 2009 @ 9:26 pm

  49. :-S koX g’ DA yAng lucuuu sihc???
    (N) g’ asyik tau?! (@)

    Comment by IFAH — March 24, 2009 @ 7:07 pm

  50. bukan maen emang ni cerita lucu abiZzSs (H) ;-) :-[ (@) (C) (&) :-$ (~) (I) (8) :-O (T) :-( (H) :-) (*) (N) (Y) (Y) (N)

    Comment by rahiqi mencari cewek — April 4, 2009 @ 1:01 pm

  51. hEuHeUhEu…………………….. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

    lUcU BgT…………… (L) (L) (L) (L) (L) (L)

    2 aCuNgAn jEmpOl………….. (Y) (Y)

    Comment by sWeEt.................... — April 14, 2009 @ 10:03 am

  52. lumayan lucu ueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Comment by soen — April 17, 2009 @ 1:45 pm

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    gue sampe tak bisa makan selam 1 minggu

    Comment by jiko — May 8, 2009 @ 4:40 pm

  54. wahhhhh……….. matah ti……………….

    hohohohoho…………………

    Comment by ocha — August 18, 2009 @ 1:12 pm

  55. hahahahahaha…………… :-D

    Comment by viky — November 19, 2009 @ 5:36 pm

  56. :-O Oh….ya lucu banget dch, cba donk bikin yang lebih seru biar serem he…he…

    Comment by rangga — November 28, 2009 @ 10:30 am

  57. keren…….ceritax lucu…….kyak beneran…..ih..jdi tkut……

    Comment by deasy — November 30, 2009 @ 4:22 pm

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    Comment by hafiz — March 29, 2010 @ 11:10 am

  59. dih bnyk yg ngejunk,
    by the way,ceritanya lumayan lucu haha

    Comment by qwerty — April 6, 2010 @ 8:20 pm

  60. bodoh…….

    hahaha

    :-P ;-) (Y) :-D (H) :-O (&)

    Comment by bryan — April 29, 2010 @ 2:16 pm

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