3 Vampir Unjuk Taring

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Pada suatu hari 3 vampir lagi unjuk taring atas kehebatannya masing-masing dalam hal menghisap darah dan membunuh mangsa.

“Kebetulan nih malem dingin banget, gue jadi laper neh” celetuk vampir pertama.
“Gimana kalo kita adu kekuatan, siapa yang paling cepet ngisep darah” tanya vampir kedua..
“Okeh…!!!”
“Gue duluan” kata vampir pertama…

Lalu…whuuusssss…vampir pertama melesat..gak lama, selang lima menit dia kembali lagi dengan muka penuh darah dan sambil berkata..”lo liat gak kota dibawah sono??”
“Iya liat” kata vampir dua & tiga
“Semua penduduknya udah pada tewas, gue isep darahnya!!”

Aahh, belom seberapa, neh liat gue..dan vampir kedua pun melesat tajam..selang tiga menit, diapun kembali dengan wajah belepotan darah, sambil berkata…
“Lo liat kampung dibawah sana?? semua penduduknya dah pada tewas gue isep darahnya!!”

“Aahh kecil, neh liat gue!!” vampir ketiga pun terbang melesat tajam… dan gak sampe satu menit dia sudah kembali dengan darah diseluruh muka… dan dia berkata “Lo liat tiang listrik dibawah sono??”
“Iya..iya liat…”
“Sialaaan..gue kagak liat!!@#$%^&”

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